i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
— Say, Armin… why… why does Eren always… ends up going far away from us?
— Now that I think about it, you may be right. Even in the past, Eren always… ran off on his own, leaving us behind. Whether he himself wants it or not, things always end up this way. It’s just the fate that the star he was born under bestowed him with, I guess…
Thor: The Dark World (2013)
WHAT IS THAT
whaaaaat is that
THAT’S HOW THEY MAKE CAMO???????
THE LAMP THOUGH
the mouse is evil though
they’ll be like
what why doesnt this work
then theyll check
and nic is just there
today at work a little girl and her dad came through my line and she picked up two things of altoids and she was like “daddy let’s get the same flavor! so when you’re in afghanistan i can eat mine and you can eat yours and we can be together!” and me and my cashier just stood there like DON’T CRY DON’T FUCKING CRY DON’T BE A BABY AND FUCKING CRY
and then they left and we fucking wailed like children
what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and shit like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”
marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it
You have no idea how much this statement means to me.
don’t leave this tower u lil shit
i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
i drink a virgin screwdriver every morning im so hardcore
isnt that just orange juice
get out of there cat. you’re not an ornament.
sssh he’s just fixing a light. tiny kitty electrician.